UltimateGTO.com
Legal Disclaimers & Copyright Statements
For those weenies who care to read the fine print.

Looking for trouble?   You may be a weenie if you are reading this fine print.   So, throughout this goofy document you may be referred to as a weenie, weiner dog, or weiner puller.   Do not be offended, as there will be a clause that specifically says I'm not responsible for offending weenies. - Sean Mattingly
 
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People send me pictures in the mail and via email.   Unless told otherwise by the sender, I assume the sender owns the material being sent to me.   By sending such material to me, it's considered a submittal for publication on this site.   I reserve the right to publish such materials for public display on the site.   I hold the copyright to the contents of the site.  It is operated by an entity called Ultimate Everything L.L.C.
 
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This site has no affiliation with General Motors, Pontiac, or other divisions that make cars.   The service marks, logos, and vehicle brand names you see on the site are their property.   So, who wouldn't already be able to figure that out?
 
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I am not related to David Letterman.
 
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I allow GTO clubs to reprint any of my "Text Topics" articles or photos in their newsletters.   They deserve a break for not being weenies.
 
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You have the right to copy and display up to 5 pictures from my site on yours as long as it is not done for commercial purposes.   If you snarf, grab, hog, or otherwise gather up more than 5 pictures, I consider you a weenie monger.   Weenie mongers are not allowed to come back to this site at all.  The weenie monger filter will see to that...someday.
 
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I make no representations about the suitability of the content of this site for any purpose.  All content is provided "as is" without any warranty of any kind.   Ultimate Everything L.L.C. and UltimateGTO.com hereby disclaims all warranties and conditions with regard to the content, including but not limited to all implied warranties and conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, and non-infringement.  In no event shall UltimateGTO.com be liable for any special, indirect, exemplary, or consequential damages or any damages whatsoever, including but not limited to loss of use, data, or profits, without regard to the form of any action, including but not limited to contract, negligence, or other tortious actions, arising out of or in connection with the use, copying, or display of the content.   So if you don't like that, you may be in weenie territory already.
 
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Although UltimateGTO.com believes the content to be accurate, complete, and current, we make no warranty as to the accuracy, completeness or currency of the content. In fact, most of the info on this site is pure fantasy.   How about that, weenie?   It is your responsibility to verify any information before relying on it.  The content of this site may include technical inaccuracies or typographical errors. In fact, we sometimes type erroneous nonsense words and phrases just to confuse weiner yankers.
 
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Any opinions expressed herein are solely those of the creators of the material and are not the opinions of UltimateGTO.com, its subsidiaries, or its affiliates, or of the management of those entities, whatever that means.   Our Discussion Area is semi-moderated.  I reserve the right to cut out posts or deny access to individuals based upon their conduct.  I have been known to chop out messages that contain cuss words.  I also will sometimes chop out a message for being off-topic.  In other words, don't try to mess up my Discussion Areas.  If you do, don't worry, I'm parked outside your house for some other reason.
 
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Some of the sites listed as links herein are not under the control of us.   Who controls the whole damned internet anyway?   Not us.   Accordingly, UltimateGTO.com makes no representations whatsoever concerning the content of those sites. The fact that UltimateGTO.com has provided a link to a site is NOT an endorsement, authorization, sponsorship, or affiliation.   It's just a coincidence, a freak of nature.   We try not to do links to other sites anyway.   It's too messy to remove all the dead links.
 
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Any information provided by you to UltimateGTO.com, including but not limited to feedback, data, questions, comments, suggestions, or the like, shall be deemed to be non-confidential; UltimateGTO.com shall have no obligation of any kind with
respect to such information and shall be free to reproduce, use, disclose, and distribute the information to others without limitation. So there.   Additionally, UltimateGTO.com shall be free to use any ideas, concepts, know-how or techniques contained in such information for any purpose whatsoever, including but not limited to developing, manufacturing, and marketing products incorporating such information.   We might even sell stuff with your car's picture on it.   So there you go - you supply the good ideas and we will richly profit and give you nothing in return.   That's just the cruel world we live in.
 
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We are no longer responsible for site viewers who clamp jumper cables to their bare nipples and plug them into the wall socket.
 
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Just kidding about all that weenie stuff above.   I specifically disclaim any rights you may have to sue me.


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